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White House Says There Is No Direct Evidence That Hunter Biden Actually Exists
WASHINGTON, DC — Amid a House impeachment inquiry and increasing questions about bribery and extortion involving Hunter Biden, the White…
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Relieved Biden Family Celebrates Hunter Only Being Indicted On Gun Charges
WILMINGTON, DE — The Biden family breathed a sigh of relief and launched into celebratory festivities after it was announced…
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Woman Reading Prenup Asks Fiancé What A Lego Death Star Is
BOISE, ID — Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks,…
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Authenticity Of Mexican Alien Questioned After Kid Hits It And Candy Falls Out
MEXICO CITY — Despite making headlines with a presentation before Mexican lawmakers, the authenticity of the purported aliens was called…
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8 Famous Movies That Stole Their Entire Plot Straight From The Bible
Brought to you by: Miracle in East Texas It’s hard to find a good movie these days, but even harder…
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Date With Taylor Swift Off To Rocky Start As She Already Writing Something In Her Song Idea Book
LOS ANGELES, CA — Local man Seth Bridges’ date with Taylor Swift got off to a rocky start as the…
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9 Fulfilling Jobs Created By Communism
Brought to you by: Foundation for Economic Education We’ve all felt it — the economy is in rough shape. In…
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McCarthy Announces He Has Greenlit A Probe To Examine The Possibility Of Investigating Preliminary Meetings Into Whether Or Not They Should Begin To Consider The Future Likelihood Of Hypothetical Impeachment Hearings Sometime Later Down The Road
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what might be a stunning possibility of a development, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy finally announced he…
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Democrats Say Republicans Just Using Impeachment To Try To Get Around Rigged Election System
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have expressed aghastment at the GOP’s new low of using impeachment to try to get around…
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Christianity Defeated After Atheist Points Out That They Still Eat Shellfish And Wear Mixed Fabrics
BIDDLEFORD, ME — The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington…
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